Fantasy Tournament – Final 4

 

We are down to the four most popular sexual fantasies in America!

Fantasy Tournament – 1st Round
Fantasy Tournament – Round 2
Fantasy Tournament – Elite Eight

Girl With Two Beavers Vs. Dong Lights Up Like E.T.’s Finger

Girl With Two Beavers defeated Cheerleader (With Multiple Sclerosis). Most Common Reason: “I don’t want to catch Multiple Sclerosis”

Dong Lights Up Like E.T.’s Finger trumped Putting Your Schlong in a Hot Dog Bun and Handing It to the President. Most Common Reasons: “I don’t want to touch a Muslim”, “Can quit spending all my money on flashlights”

Wife Can Queef National Anthem Vs. Woman That Drinks Soap and Farts Bubbles

Wife Can Queef National Anthem trounced Threesome. Most Common Reasons: “U.S.A., U.S.A.”, “I don’t have room for three people in my cot”, “I might not even beat a wife like that!”

Woman That Drinks Soap and Farts Bubbles beat Fingering a Dinosaur. Most Common Reason: “God killed the dinosaurs because they were sinners. Don’t want to pleasure them”, “Won’t have to take kids to the park. We can just play in her fart bubbles”

 

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