10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Barack Obama – Get some of those muslim clothes and then pee on the American flag. Put black shoe polish on your face, obviously, unless you are a Black. Write Birth Certificate on a piece of paper. Then write Afghanistan as the country and

Hurricane Survival Tips

Find your porno magazines – If you been jacking online, like me (#genius), you probably aren’t sure where your jack mags are. Are they under this pile of beer cans or this pile of underwear that I stole from the old lady next door?